Shattered Memories
Your name is Dave Strider at least you think it is. it seems thats all you can remember thats for sure even if its fleeting. Its a little scary not being able to remember anything about your past but you dont let it show. You know your albino because no one can be as pale as you are. Aside from that you have been taken in by your first friend since your amnesia Jake English. M!A status: Active see page
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rlpaperadventures:

felinedgodhead:

loud meowing

Y̷̶-̨Y̡͟ou ok…?

yeah just meowing loudly to attract my boyfriend

loud meowing

crimsonirony:

felinedgodhead:

crimsonirony:

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well i hope you’re right

*dave smiles faintly when he opens the door, giving him a wave before walking inside* 

*you close the door behind him and walk over to the couch. the tinker bull gives a startled moo at the new person before zipping away into its pillow cave*

*he raises an eyebrow at the tiny yet startled moo sounding from somewhere in the room, glancing around only to see the pillow cave* …m’guessing that’s tinkerbull?

*you nod* yup thats bunbun. hiding as per usual

theprinceofirony:

felinedgodhead:

okay now i gotta put on pants.

no dirk there is a battery in there what do you think does the headlights? why do you think jumper cables are a thing?

Or not. Pants are typically overrated pieces of clothing.

What are jumper cables?

every true but you need them for going outside. its frowned upon to wander around with or without boxers.

…are you really this dumb or are you being serious

I can eat the majority of sweets, but liquorice is just solidified satan piss.
rlpaperadventures

right i guess i do like myself a cake or two

I think food is an important word in EVERY language. I mean there's just so much of it and it's all so delicious! Apart from liquorice, liquorice is gross.
rlpaperadventures

i can totes agree with that

Talking to animals? Dang, that's pretty sweet! I can talk at animals, it's not like there's any understanding involved. Unless I say 'food', Hector understands 'food', cats are pretty smart like that…
rlpaperadventures

food is a key word in feline language iv figured. and yes cats are smart

I-I can also be pretty brutal with it, just imagine what a sudden air pocket inside the human body could do. There was also that one time I took a chunk out of a mountain. It's pretty terrifying really and I kinda want to change the subject so… got any skills yourself?
rlpaperadventures

me? skills? ahahahaha. not really i have a mechanical and i can jump times my height and i can talk to animals

It's basically a leveling system in this stupid game. You have to die to reach the God levels. Well, technically you need to die on your Quest Bed but yeah. At least I got cool powers out of it, I can create wind, which is pretty versatile. From storms to… other stuff
rlpaperadventures

*ear twitch* what?

my-friend-the-frog:

headcanon: a david le gusta tan bionica.

my-friend-the-frog:

headcanon: a david le gusta tan bionica.

Hey, I'm not making stuff up! I died for that title, thanks very much. Anyway, how're you doing there Dave?
rlpaperadventures

you died for that? what the hell? whatever im doing pgood i guess

Hey there, I'm Alasdair- Mage of Breath. Who're you?
rlpaperadventures

im Dave -knight of cats i guess if we are making stuff up

theprinceofirony:

felinedgodhead:

psh

yeah ill stop by today then hurry up put on pants.

is there gas in the tank and the battery not dead

I have donned pants and am now ready to be seen by proper society.

It’s a truck. It runs on an engine, not batteries.

okay now i gotta put on pants.

no dirk there is a battery in there what do you think does the headlights? why do you think jumper cables are a thing?

crimsonirony:

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well i hope you’re right

*dave smiles faintly when he opens the door, giving him a wave before walking inside* 

*you close the door behind him and walk over to the couch. the tinker bull gives a startled moo at the new person before zipping away into its pillow cave*

(Source: felinedgodhead)

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